Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Creative Writing Class: Good ol' days.

Once upon a time, there lived two absolutely wonderful 11 year old girls named Katherine and Shawna. Seeing how these girls had no friends since the fourth grade except for each other, they would spend their time making home videos. One Saturday afternoon (because Fridays were spent at Shawna's; and Saturday's were spent at Katherine's) they were at Katherine's. And the two decided to make a home video. Shawna decided to record herself putting make-up on Katherine. And because Shawna took make-up lessons and would grow up to be a model - Katherine believed she would do a good job. After recording Katherine's attempt at cart wheels (when she didn't even know how to do a somersault), and Shawna talking about the Queen for about fifteen minutes, they proceeded in filming the make-up thang. Well, Shawna knew that the Johnny Depp look was very in, so she took Katherine's eyeliner and made a beard and a mustache. She decided to add her own personal touch to it and give her a unibrow as well. She then remembered the whore look was also very in. She gave Katherine a good douse of blue eyeshadow from lid to brow - and a bit past that - on each eye. As well as a lipstick that was in a shape inspired by the Joker. Orange foundation went all over her face and bright, bright red blush went on her cheeks; it really brought out the lipstick on her braces. Katherine saw how beautiful she'd become. She was so beautiful that she decided not to take off this lovely look for the entire day. They grew up (not mentally, of course) and watched these videos just a few months ago and regained respect for each other. And lived happily ever after.

the end.

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