TO DO LIST
1 Jim Sturgess
2 Have a thirty minute conversation with my father
3 Meet Chuck Klosterman
4 Become a Disney Imagineer
5 Go to Japan
6 Save someone's life
7 Win the lottery and give it all away to charity
8 Join Hinduism
9 Get someone who only listens to mainstream music to listen & love real music
10 Go to a fancy restaurant with a homeless person
11 Adopt a kid
12 Visit George Harrison's grave
13 Suckle a cow's utter with Tom Green (it's likely to happen)
14 Have a huge collection of records, books, and Disney movies
15 Create a CD of lame love songs and give them to a guy
DID LIST
1 Shook hands with a child molester
2 Met Stephen Harper
3 Thrown up the Holy Eucharist (lol)
4 Almost died as a kid because I did not like banana medicine... goddamn E. Coli
5 Was hit on by a transvestite
6 Met Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and Ariel
7 Surpassed my brother's intelligence at the age of 7
8 Talked to a suicidal person
9 Discovered I was allergic to caterpillars
10 Ate five apples a day for a good two months
11 Saw Propagandhi live
12 Been thrown up on
13 Became a pianist and guitarist
14 Got unofficially married at the age of six
15 Designed and made a purse for my brother... he loves it!
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9 Get someone who only listens to mainstream music to listen & love real music
ReplyDeleteAgreed! Imagine if we could get EVERYONE who ONLY listens to mainstream... as impossible as that is, it would be GREAT.