Don't read this.

I don't get why people are so afraid of dying.
I can't wait.
What's stopping me from killing myself now?
I want a surprise.
Death is the most interesting thing. I could be dead in five seconds. Who knows? What is it that is stopping you from taking a gun and shooting me this very moment?
Nothing.
My life is not important to you. My life isn't even important to me. In fact, no one's is. It will all be ended, so why should I give a shit about it?
I'm pretty sure every human being has fantasized more about death than sex.
Personally, I've pictured almost everyone I know dead.
Death's different than so many things.
You get only one chance to be dead.
I want mine to be memorable.