Leave the novelist in his daydream tune, leave the scientist in his Rubik's Cube, let the true genius in the padded room remain.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Read this. Right now.
If this book were a person, I'd marry it. It's just that good. Just by reading this book, I fell madly in love with Chuck Klosterman and bought all of his books immediately after.
My name is Katherine. I'm indecisive. I love Spiderman. I want a pet skinny pig. I love my brothers more then anything. I can't dance. I love guitar. I have an amazing memory. Food is my best friend. Beatles Rockband is my other best friend. I think hippies are cute.. if they're clean. I'm not the sharpest knife in the candlewick. I want to be the raisin lady for Halloween. I'm allergic to the sun. I'm allergic to caterpillars. I'm a book hoarder. Vegetarianism would be so much easier if McDonald's did not exsist. I love Dr. Oz. School shopping is my favourite kind of shopping; I just love buying pens and notebooks with Disney Princesses on them. I have an obsession with Hannah Montana. The most "individual" thing about myself is I can admit I'm not one. I love colouring with crayons. I like to pretend I'm deep in thought. I want to marry Chuck Klosterman - or marry one of his books. I could survive off of strawberries and sushi for the rest of my life. If I ever get married, I want all Beatles music at it. I wanna grow up to be a Disney Princess. I'm immature. I like big rings. I like big nerdy glasses. And, that's about it.
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